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Entries Tagged as 'Funs'

24 hours not enough

July 18th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Oh my, can I finish all this before October 2008 for my holiday?
Let me see, I need to

Migrate a gigabytes production database from one ISP to another ISP

Test 32bit application on 64 bit OS, migrate it
Test old 16bit and 32bit application with VMware virtualisation and migrate it
Consolidate more than 10 servers
Consolidate 80+ users network [...]

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Tags: Funs

Read The Malay Male just make my day :)

July 15th, 2008 · Comments Off

Go read The Malay Male new blog entry :
Dr M: STILL A Real Malaysian Hero

Best!

Teaser : Unshamefully cut and paste from Amir blog

15. After a journalist interviews Dr M, he or she immediately becomes Rocky.

16. When normal people touches electrical current, they get a shock. When Dr M touches an electrical current, [...]

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Tags: Funs · Jokes · Review of anything

Malaysia superhero

July 11th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Yet another C&P section

Agri Ministry has goats that can mate 80 at one time, says Deputy Minister, that caught Doc Maverick attention.

It also caught my attention.

Just read it

Deputy Agriculture and Agro-based Industry Minister Datuk Rohani Abdul Karim was asked by Datuk Ibrahim Ali whether how many goats breed by the ministry was for mating purposes.

She [...]

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Tags: Food for thoughts · Funs · politics

Definition of seditions

May 9th, 2008 · Comments Off

In a dictatorship country.

3 worker are charge of seditions send to jail. They talk to each other about the reason of seditions.”

First prisoner , “I am here because I always late 5 minute, they say I sabotage the country by slow down the production.”

Second prisoner, “I am here because I went to works 5 minutes [...]

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RMP showering Malaysia with bad fengsui

May 9th, 2008 · 2 Comments

RMP tear gased cheras residents.

RMP. short form for Royal Malaysia police.

Hmmmm, it is so close to another jargon – ReMPit. Ok, this is just a pun. Don’t send me to jail. I am not RPK, nobody will pledge bails money for me.
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Some UMNO guys blame KT for tarnished the fengsui so BN [...]

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