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In Malaysia, can Barisan Nasional member take power equally instead of kowtow to UMNO?

Answer : No. Impossible. Because Malaysia can’t afford it.

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在国阵内的成员，是否可以平起平坐而不向巫统磕头？

“不，不可能，因为我们养不起。”

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After the HINDRAF protest. In some KL street , a western journalist stop a Tamil man and ask him, “Can you tell me your opinion about Samy Velu”.

“Oh, Samy Velu Well, I can’t give the answer here, follow me”, the Tamil man answer.

Together, they walk to an empty alley, the journalist ask,”Now, can you tell [...]

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Due to the International media pressure, Badawi decide to find out the status of the political prisoner held under ISA (Internal security act). Badawi ask Najib to screen out 3 political prisoner and find out the reason behind their detention.

First ISA prisoner, a HINDRAF guy. Najib ask, “so what are you charge [...]

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Previously, a beauty contest is held in Penang Island. During the finalist, a country wide broadcast is held. The Chief minister of Penang, Koh Tsu khoon are on the VIP seat.

When Koh “samsui”(Cantonese : preferred) beauty on the stage, the judge give a IQ test, “Tell us the sum of 7 and 8”.

The [...]

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Parachute
During the general election, Badawi bring Najib, secretary, his cooks and his cooks grandson fly to Sabah to campaign for the election. On his way home, before it reach KLIA, the plane broke down. The pilot report,”This is an emergency, we must parachute now”, the pilot escape with his own parachute.

The plane left with 4 [...]

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