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OMGBBQ! 300 comments! I hates Lim Kit Siang blog

March 12th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Please lar , uncle Lim Kit Siang, if you refuse to attend tomorrow ceremonies, your blog comments will broke 500 comments.

First Fong po Kuan with 348 support comments, and now you, harvest 300+ comments in less than 12 hours.

It is impossible for Malaysia blogger to break your record. Give Malaysia blogger a record breaking chance [...]

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Awaiting Tun Mahathir speech on Barisan Rakyat winning :)

March 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Previously, Tun Mahathir has show his eager to want Badawi out from Malaysia PM office. However, Tun Mahathir did not foreseen Barisan Rakyat will make the tsunami wins. He did not believe BR can make more than 40% of the seat nor denying Barisan Nasional 2/3(two third) majorities.

Tun Mahathir will definite make his [...]

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Jokes (12) : More naugthy election jokes

March 7th, 2008 · Comments Off

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Late night, Abdullah Badawi went out of Sri Perdana to buy some supper for Jean. After getting the supper, before he reach manage to call his driver, a robber point the gun at him, “Give me all your money”.

Abdullah Badawi very angry, he ask the robber, “What [...]

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Election jokes (11) : Feels good 笑话(11) : 感觉良好

February 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Question : Are Malaysia new economy policies and Islam Hadhari viable to country like USA?
Answer : Yes, it is viable. But then, where can we get iPhone?”

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Malaysia mainstream media journalist ask a passerby, “Do you read newspaper”.

Answer , “Off course. Otherwise I never know I am living in paradise.”

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Question : Why Malaysia are falling [...]

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Election Jokes (10) : NEP superiority 笑话(10) : NEP 的优越性

February 29th, 2008 · Comments Off

Question : Are Malaysia NEP (New economy policies) an art or science?

Answer : Art. If it is science, the experiment will take guinea pig.

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Question : What make Malaysia NEP (New economy policies) so superior compare to other system.

Answer : NEP successfully overcome issues that will never happens in others societies.

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马来西亚的新经济政策是科学还是艺术?
当然是艺术,如果是科学就应该先用小白鼠做实验。

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问题 : 马来西亚的新经济政策的的优越性在哪里?

答案 : 成功地克服了在其它社会制度里不会存在的困难。

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