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Entries from February 2008

(6) : The jokes of killing Samy Velu 竞选笑话(6) : 捏死三美维鲁的故事

February 29th, 2008 · No Comments

A Tamil man in Sungai Siput oil palm plantation has submit application to get basic facilities for his house. For 20 years, he keep voting for Samy Velue due to his promises during every election.

However, his house never get electricity nor water, the local council officer always say the Tamil man application are in the [...]

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Tags: Food for thoughts

Elections jokes (5) : Oh! Samy Velu 竞选笑话(5) : 阿哟哟,三美

February 29th, 2008 · No Comments

After the HINDRAF protest. In some KL street , a western journalist stop a Tamil man and ask him, “Can you tell me your opinion about Samy Velu”.

“Oh, Samy Velu Well, I can’t give the answer here, follow me”, the Tamil man answer.

Together, they walk to an empty alley, the journalist ask,”Now, can you tell [...]

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Tags: Jokes

Sungai Siput people retired Samy Velu and create byebye Samy Festival

February 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Sungai Siput, an infamous Malaysian constituency with tons of postal and army votes, turn to be Samy Velu stronghold.

However, it is also due to the Sungai Siput people clueless about Samy Velu.
Let’s see 2004 statistics.

2004 SUNGAI SIPUT
Turnout: 30806 (65.8%)Voters: 46783
Samy Vellu Sangalimuthu (BN – MIC) 18797
Micheal Jeyakumar Devaraj (OPP – KEADILAN) 8562
Sanmugam Ponmugam Ponnan (OPP [...]

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Tags: random thought

Election Jokes (4) : Opposite meaning

February 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Melacca Blogger chongcherk wrote an “elightening story to explain the true meaning of opposite/opposition

It is good, I am going to translate it into mandarin and broken English. stay tune

Please go check chongcherk for the full story.

Cikgu: Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari
ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan
berlawan. Bila cikgu [...]

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Tags: Food for thoughts

Election Project : Proving indelible ink are indeed indelible

February 27th, 2008 · No Comments

BN politikus say don’t believe blogger. But wait, they say don’t believe the Internet, a decade ago.

After doing a google search for the keyword remove indelible ink , I start make up a list of method to remove the indelible ink, to confirm that the RM60 ringgit per bottle indelible ink are [...]

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Tags: random thought