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Question : Are Malaysia new economy policies and Islam Hadhari viable to country like USA?
Answer : Yes, it is viable. But then, where can we get iPhone?”

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Malaysia mainstream media journalist ask a passerby, “Do you read newspaper”.

Answer , “Off course. Otherwise I never know I am living in paradise.”

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Question : Why Malaysia are falling [...]

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Question : Are Malaysia NEP (New economy policies) an art or science?

Answer : Art. If it is science, the experiment will take guinea pig.

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Question : What make Malaysia NEP (New economy policies) so superior compare to other system.

Answer : NEP successfully overcome issues that will never happens in others societies.

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马来西亚的新经济政策是科学还是艺术？
当然是艺术，如果是科学就应该先用小白鼠做实验。

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问题 ： 马来西亚的新经济政策的的优越性在哪里？

答案 ： 成功地克服了在其它社会制度里不会存在的困难。

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In Malaysia, can Barisan Nasional member take power equally instead of kowtow to UMNO?

Answer : No. Impossible. Because Malaysia can’t afford it.

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在国阵内的成员，是否可以平起平坐而不向巫统磕头？

“不，不可能，因为我们养不起。”

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During a media campaign in Kelantan , Badawi announce,” Islam Hadhari has reach Malaysia horizon… blah blah blah”.

An old Muslim has no idea about the meaning of horizon. When he went, the old Muslim ask his son about the meaning of horizon. His son answer, “A horizon is a line that you can [...]

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What is the different between British and Malaysia children story?

The British children story start with,”Once upon a time…...”
while

Malaysia children story start with,”Many decades in the future …..”

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英国和马来西亚的童话传说有什么不同？

英国童话的开头通常是：‘很久很久以前。。。。’而马来西亚的则是；‘多年以后。。。。’

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p/s: Honestly, I feel sad, because this jokes are truth.

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